{"id":2794,"date":"2017-01-24T21:00:11","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T21:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pissingon.eu\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2017-01-24T21:00:11","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T21:00:11","slug":"the-pussies-of-my-bridesmaids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/?p=2794","title":{"rendered":"The Pussies of My Bridesmaids"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Bella3-EN.jpg\"  rel=\"lightbox[2794] attachment wp-att-2439\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2439\" src=\"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Bella3-EN.jpg\" alt=\"Bella3 EN\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Bella3-EN.jpg 683w, http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Bella3-EN-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a>\n<div id=\"iframeContent\">Choosing the right wedding dress is hard, especially when you&#8217;re poor and destitute. Luckily, at least I have my best friends as bridesmaids, and a little bit of champagne goes a long way &#8211; that is, until it goes <b>up into their pussies<\/b>, on a silly dare that eventually has us all <b>inspect each other&#8217;s holes<\/b> a lot more closely. Would I be able to hold the sparkling gush inside? And why is my best friend Isabel suddenly so eager to play with the bottle?<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#ff6600\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01MS7DGNV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Amazon<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#333333\" href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/book\/the-pussies-of-my-bridesmaids\/id1197495822?mt=11&amp;uo=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Apple<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#cc0000\" href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/books\/details?id=J3r0DQAAQBAJ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Google Play<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#00aa00\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Barnes &amp; Noble<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#008080\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kobo.com\/de\/en\/ebook\/the-pussies-of-my-bridesmaids\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kobo<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#6600cc\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/695313\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Smashwords<\/a><\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pissingon.eu\/?page_id=100\/#availability\">Why are some books not available in certain stores?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Choosing the right wedding dress is hard, especially when you&#8217;re poor and destitute. Luckily, at least I have my best friends as bridesmaids, and a little bit of champagne goes a long way &#8211; that is, until it goes up into their pussies, on a silly dare that eventually has us all inspect each other&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[135,14,19,151,17,166,172,197],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}