{"id":3567,"date":"2016-02-06T18:20:27","date_gmt":"2016-02-06T18:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pissingon.eu\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2016-02-06T18:20:27","modified_gmt":"2016-02-06T18:20:27","slug":"billionaire-celebrity-whores-special-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/?p=3567","title":{"rendered":"Billionaire Celebrity Whores (Special Edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/pissingon.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/17.jpg\"  rel=\"lightbox[3567] attachment wp-att-197\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-197\" src=\"http:\/\/pissingon.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/17-682x1024.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"613\" height=\"920\" srcset=\"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/17-682x1024.jpg 682w, http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/17-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/17-768x1152.jpg 768w, http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/17.jpg 1333w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/a>\n\nThis anthology contains four lesbian domination stories centered around whores and celebrities (including secret chapter). They&#8217;ve previously appeared in these books:\n&#8211; How Whores Repay Favours\n&#8211; Taking Celebrity Jane\n&#8211; Blackmailing The Billionaire\n&#8211; My Little Horsey\n\n(Note, this collection includes a secret fourth chapter which was deemed to be too taboo for most retailers, and therefor is only available at a select few.)\n\nYeah. Welcome. Have a seat. Take a cookie. Take two, you&#8217;ll need them.\n\nSo here&#8217;s what happened: My partner Elena is a fond purveyor of romance novels, which is a lie and I just wrote that to use the word &#8220;purveyor&#8221; in a book. She&#8217;s really not too much into them. Neither am I. So imagine our surprise when we read \u2013 quite by accident, I might add \u2013 that the latest fad in romance novellery is &#8220;billionaires&#8221;.\n\nThe billionaire, it turns out, has become what used to be the royalty in your mom&#8217;s romance novels. Duke Hugglesborough, the 14th in the line of the Hugglesborough dynasty, has been replaced by Mark Sandwich, CEO of Sandwich Enterprises, a man of his own making, whose fortune resides firmly on a pile of soft bread and condiments.\n\nHow the times have changed! Capitalism penetrates everything, even romance novels&#8230;\n\nSpeaking of penetration: We both thought this was hilarious, so I made a bet to find a way to include &#8220;Billionaire&#8221; in one of my book titles. I&#8217;ll be damned if I can&#8217;t jump on any bandwagon I fucking well wish! Hence this book, which is filled with glorious fuckery of celebrities \u2013 possibly billionaire ones, why not? &#8211; in every imaginable, degrading, nasty, dirty and downright humiliating way.\n\nI really don&#8217;t like rich people.\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background\" style=\"background-color:#6600cc\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/610267\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Smashwords<\/a><\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pissingon.eu\/?page_id=100\/#availability\">Why are some books not available in certain stores?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This anthology contains four lesbian domination stories centered around whores and celebrities (including secret chapter). They&#8217;ve previously appeared in these books: &#8211; How Whores Repay Favours &#8211; Taking Celebrity Jane &#8211; Blackmailing The Billionaire &#8211; My Little Horsey (Note, this collection includes a secret fourth chapter which was deemed to be too taboo for most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":197,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[136,144,145,148,16,19,17,156,157,166,169,172,174,192,197,201,205,207],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pissinger.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}